Wednesday, July 18, 2007
The Plan B
Any team on the go needs a back-up transport for emergencies which may include, but are not limited to, blown seals, overheated radiators, flat tires, nervous breakdowns, psychosematic leg paralysis, and being too drunk to drive home. Here at Team Kettle, we choose the Razor foldable scooter to get us around when gas prices get too high. Scooters are ideal for quick travel so long as your route doesn't involve uphills, speed bumps, uneven roads, ice, snow, rain, fog, rabid dogs, low-water crossings, potential future dates/employers/people you might see again, or an overall distance of greater than 1.63 miles. So scooters may not be the greatest back-up transport, but it only cost 10 bucks, okay? Don't judge us!!!!