Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Cliche

To earn a place in the Team Kettle Transports registry, a car (or othe transport) needs some special unique characteristic or ability. The Cliche's special power is the ability to travel the country without being seen, because it looks exactly like the other 3,597 white Subaru Outback station wagons with a Yakima rack system and bike mounts that travel around Ashland. You think you've seen this car almost every day you've spent in Southern Oregon, but trust us, you haven't. You've only seen the decoys. They're all there to keep the All-trac from dissenegrating the Team Kettle Cliche with a missile

1 comment:

Melissa Solitz said...

Team Kettle a bit paranoid, perhaps?